Lies

I am talented at lying
I am not proud but I have to admit
I don't enjoy lying and I never lye unless I have to.

Today, I really want to ask everybody who read this
wether i am a lier

Okay my friend tends to think I lied alot when I go to Cybercafe.
My parents being a wonderful parents never let kids go Cybercafe.
But I am KOREAN!! YAY!
i go cybercafe

so sometimes my parents call convo usually goes like this

Example 1

*in the cybercafe*

Me:oi!!! axe ms axe ms (ms is a dota language)

*phone rings*

Me:Hey Mum,
(oh by now ill be speaking Korean)

Mum: Where r u?
(by now i will be walking out of the cyber cafe)

Me: Im near gurney

Mum: ARE U AT CYBERCAFE?
(by now i will be outside cybercafe)

Me:NOPE

Mum: R u in Cathouse?

Me:WHERe IS CATHOUSE IN PENANG?

Mum:nvm be home by 10 =="

Example 2

*in cybercafe*

ME: Oi U NOOB Finish Tat ant!!!

*phone rings*
(ignores)

*my freens phone rings*
(usually it's Josh's so ill use u here Josh)

Josh: Dude its ur mum.
(some ppl just love to have mum number)

Me:Oh Shit.
(picks up)

Me:Ya mum?
(by now i will be walking to toilet)

Mum:WHy u didnt pick up the phone?
(by now i lock myslef in the toilet)

Me:I was BUSY!
(dota-ing but u nvr say tat)

Mum:WHERE R U?

Me:I'm in toilet sitting on the toilet

Mum: Oh, sorry...

Me:Cant i stay in toilet peacefully mum?

Mum:alright alright make sure be home by 10

U noe actually if my mum was a bit smarter she would have realised in example 2 that i am in the toilet WITH my Fren's phoen =="

That woould be pain

Well but guys did i lied to my mum in those 2 senario?
Im not sure
One friend of mine think i am lying
others don't
So Whad do u think?????